Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s.… — Betty White Copy Share Image
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers. — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
“Neither man nor any animal can enjoy life to the full without taking some risks to life or limb.” — Philip Brown Copy Share Image
Don't do this ageism thing in Hip Hop. Don't be an OG and tell me these young, rich cats ain't doing it… — Too Short Copy Share Image
“[At the scene of a murder] The cats' bloodthirst was normal; it was the way God had made them. They were hunters,… — Shirley Rousseau Murphy Copy Share Image
The dirty little secret on Wall Street: Eighty percent of the Wall Street executives' and their spouses' donations go to Democrats. It's… — Louie Gohmert Copy Share Image
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As commentators like the American psychologist Gary Marcus have noted, it's extremely difficult to teach a computer to recognise cats. And that's… — Tom Chatfield Copy Share Image
“Annette sighs. Manfred's been upgrading this robot cat for years, and his ex-wife Pamela used to mess with its neural configuration, too:… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
I had two cats growing up that were indoor/outdoor and both of them died from being hit by a car. One of… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
“Japanese goldfish, With your gossamer tail, You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen." "Japanese kitten, Put your tongue back in… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback's name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
“Miaow Consider me. I sit here like Tiberius, inscrutable and grand. I will let "I dare not" wait upon "I would" and… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“Martha jumped into his path as he made his way through the kitchen, so Flip held out a hand for her. She… — Cliff Jones Jr Copy Share Image
I work with dogs and cats all day long. I work by myself, for myself. I'm around 15 or 20 dogs every… — Ivory Copy Share Image
“He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the… — Katherine Rundell Copy Share Image
My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals. — Tim Henman Copy Share Image
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image