Cat Quotes · Page 43

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

— Eric Roberts

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

— Anonymous

Cats on the bandstand, give them each a big hand, anyone who sweats like that must be all right.

— Jerry Garcia

I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.

— Rudyard Kipling

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor.

— Champfleury

The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.

— Konrad Lorenz

Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship.

— John Bush

Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.

— Chuck Palahniuk

One meets the cat in nearly all forms of art...curiously enough she is not a conspicuous figure in Roman or Greek art.

— Carl Van Vechten

Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see…

— Terry Pratchett

It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who…

— Stephen King

Outside, the north wind, coming and passing, swelling and dying, lifts the frozen sand drives it a-rattle against the lidless windows and…

— William Carlos Williams

Some people have written that my writing has helped them go on. It has helped me too. The writing, the roses, the…

— Charles Bukowski

There are so few guys who do action and do it well. Even fewer who are African-American. Even fewer who have classical-theater…

— Wesley Snipes

Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life…

— S. Parkes Cadman

In Istanbul I met a man who said he knew beyond a doubt that God was a cat. I asked why he…

— Lowell Thomas

Vengeance, is good. You give it, you get it. It's all part of what makes us human. So thank god for vengeance.…

— Christopher Titus

My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors.…

— Kate McKinnon

The mistake that people made around 2000 with the emergence of the web was that they thought that people would not read…

— Terry McDonell

“I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it…

— Dilys Laing

I loved Catwoman's sense of humor. I love how sly she is. I love how she, to use a cat metaphor, walks…

— Anne Hathaway

Where is home? I've wondered where home is, and I realized, it's not Mars or someplace like that, it's Indianapolis when I…

— Kurt Vonnegut

It is hard to get animals which normally pay little attention to each other to do things together. One can teach dolphins…

— Frans de Waal

Your rat tail is all the fashion now. I prefer a bushy plume, carried straight up. You are Siamese and your ancestors…

— Raymond Chandler

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

— George Mikes

Cats are a very mysterious kind of folk. There is always more passing in their minds than we are aware of.

— Walter Scott

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

— Barbara Holland

If I could play any character from the book though it’d be Church. Who wouldn’t want to be a cat?!

— Jamie Campbell Bower

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

— Jimmy Carr

I'm a cat guy. I'm absolutely a cat guy. I grew up with cats.

— El-P

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To…

— Charles Bukowski

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

— Mae West

I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many.

— Satoshi Tajiri

Once [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection!

— Theophile Gautier

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon.

— Harry Chapin

When my father died, I did not cry. When my cat died three days later, I cried a lot.

— Alejandro Jodorowsky

You," she managed to say hoarsely," are a very bad kitty cat.

— Nalini Singh

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

— Anonymous

You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

— Chic Murray