What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors.… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
My cat does this thing where he's so happy to see me that he repeatedly smashes his face into my face and… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
When I'm away from a red carpet, I'm a big introvert, I'm very quiet, and I like to sit in silence at… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
You can't make the audience fall in love with a character you don't like. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
It's hard not to be the straight man when Zach Galifianakis is there. He's such a delightfully bizarre creature. Everything he does is so… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I love doing impressions of politicians because the task is always to imagine the private lives of these people whose job it is to… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
Some people look at movies and think, 'Oh my gosh, that's so amazing.' But to me, I look at a politician or a scientist… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
If I had my druthers, I would be a brain in a jar, with a burlap skirt around the cart I'm on - I… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
