I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one hundred percent clear… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the subway are… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I have only had positive interactions in relation to my impressions of people, which I'm happy because I do them with love,… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
You can't make the audience fall in love with a character you don't like. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
It's hard not to be the straight man when Zach Galifianakis is there. He's such a delightfully bizarre creature. Everything he does is so… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I love doing impressions of politicians because the task is always to imagine the private lives of these people whose job it is to… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
Some people look at movies and think, 'Oh my gosh, that's so amazing.' But to me, I look at a politician or a scientist… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
If I had my druthers, I would be a brain in a jar, with a burlap skirt around the cart I'm on - I… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
