I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The professional will not tolerate disorder... He wants the carpet vacuumed and the threshold swept, so the Muse may enter and not… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
“She’d never expressed any great interest in the outdoors, so I scattered her remains on the carpet and then vacuumed her back… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
