I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Rhea, Randell, Daen, and Brian all froze, their attention fixed on the candy bar hanging in midair, a foot from Rhea's face.” — C.L. McCourt Copy Share Image
“Carrie and I walked to the store. My mom left us two dollars each. It was enough to get a soda, candy… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Truth be told, I hate cake, and whenever I do get married we won't have a cake, either. I'd rather have a… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars — MF Grimm Copy Share Image
I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking candy bar. [...] She reached down [...] and chose a Galaxy bar [...]… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate… — Eric Liu Copy Share Image
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a… — William Davis Copy Share Image
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Whoa," Connor Stoll said. "Back up. Zoom in right there." "What?" Annabeth said nervously. "You see invaders?" "No, right there—Dylan's Candy Bar."… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
If I am acting out in any particular way that is harmful to myself - without a shadow of doubt, there is… — Danny Boyle Copy Share Image
“The conventional belief is that the more we acquire, the happier we become. In reality, there is nothing further from the truth.… — Tyler Logan Copy Share Image
“Where the hell were you two?” Sloane and Dex produced a candy bar from their front breast pockets in unison, answering simultaneously,… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
“Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar a man… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“There," he said, admiring his own handiwork. "Good as new." Violet glanced at the ridiculously huge Band-Aids on her knees and looked… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods,… — Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Roarke didn't quite make it to Eve's office. He found her down the corridor, in front of one of the vending machines.… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Okay, so on anniversaries, I need to give her something. An incentive.” Simon almost walked into a tree. “What?” “An incentive. Like… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
“What is this?" Emily asked, looking in the largest Styrofoam container. There was a bunch of dry-looking chopped meat inside. "Barbecue." "This… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
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