“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“the streets outside full of the silent traffic of darting candy bar wrappers” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
I think that cakes should have touches of candy bar in order for it really to hit all those childhood notes on… — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then,… — William Davis Copy Share Image
Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.' 'Is that a good thing?' I asked. He traced my… — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What?” Annabeth said nervously. “You see invaders?” “No, right there—Dylan’s Candy Bar.” Connor grinned at his brother. “Dude, it’s open. And everyone… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Stripping is not a fair or unbiased career field. Your body and looks are your livelihood. Once those two things go, it’s… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
Even when the sex is great, sometimes women just want to be held, shown attention and listened to attentively making them feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I picked up a lot of my arguing-with-Mom techniques from Mimsy. She always says if you state the facts, Mom won't argue… — Courtney Turk Copy Share Image
“According to the Kind & Knox Web site, other products made with cow-bone-and-pigskin-based gelatin include marshmallows, nougat-type candy bar fillings, liquorice, Gummi… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Shane was sitting on the curb next to the old, cracked gas pumps, eating a candy bar. Claire plopped down next to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Are you gonna arrest a robber?" "Know any?" "My friend Everet stoled a candy bar from the store, but his ma found… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her… — Janis Copy Share Image
“Stop. Vibrating." Ryodan plucks a paper out of the air and slaps it back down on his desk. I wonder if he… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Oh,and the hunk wasn't hard on the eyes, either." Grinning, she gave an obvious and deliberate shudder. "The real physical type.I thought… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Lunch had been at a McDonald’s in Santa Barbara. It had been so clean. It had smelled like food. It had sounded… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. A huge volume of sensational and often… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“I was not above filching empty candy bar wrappers from trash bins at the park or picking up the back cards of… — Mary Potter Kenyon Copy Share Image
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. — William Davis Copy Share Image
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop culture,… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
