“They make knives out of Jolly Ranchers. And if you heat up a candy bar with caramel and chocolate you can basically… — Matthew J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned the wrapper to the wall, is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Hey, don’t apologize. We all have shit to deal with. I have the same reaction sometimes, too. (Syn) I find that hard… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Ted put a candy bar in his pocket. Then he wandered over to the freezer case, studying the choices before strolling out… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes later she’d swore that she was never going to eat another Butterfinger candy bar as long as she lived and… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
I think it's sinful to give the audience material it knows already, whether the material is about race relations or the car… — Manny Farber Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, out of the mist came a parachute with a fresh Hershey chocolate bar from America. It took me a week to… — Michael O. Tunnell Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
If I could blame it on all the mothers and fathers of the world, they of the lessons, the pellets of power,… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“There’s a general sense now that children’s rights, children’s needs, children’s wants and desires have taken on too prominent a place in… — Judith Warner Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
