I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.' 'Is that a good thing?' I asked. He traced my… — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then,… — William Davis Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar a man… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her… — Janis Copy Share Image
“What is this?" Emily asked, looking in the largest Styrofoam container. There was a bunch of dry-looking chopped meat inside. "Barbecue." "This… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
