“He makes you feel like you're the only person worth having a conversation with, and then he goes a year without having… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor. — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
If you organise a dinner party, and two guests cancel, it is still a dinner party: you still get to eat dinner. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
“There's no danger of me forgetting, but if you think the threat of a seven-foot-tall bear of a roommate is my only… — Skye Callahan Copy Share Image