During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved a heavy metal band called Motley Crue. I was thirteen when they came to my… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
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I was having these terrible back pains, and then one day in Switzerland, things got very bad. My wife Maryanna called the… — John Tavener Copy Share Image
I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
