“California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Toronto's one of my favourite places. If I were to move anywhere out of California, it would be Toronto. Definitely. — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
California, the department-store state. The most of everything and the best of nothing. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
California is an unusual and electric kind of state - it's wonderful. All sorts of things happen there. — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
My family owns a music store in Claremont, California, called The Claremont Folk Music Center. — Ben Harper Copy Share Image
On 'Justified,' we're driving all around Southern California trying to find a location that we can call Kentucky. — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
You always read stories of people going out to California and making it as an actor with, like, two dollars, so I… — Adam Driver Copy Share Image
Dear California Weather, Why are u pmsing on us today? We Californians dont like to be burnt to death… or to be… — Janelle J Copy Share Image
I'm in California, so I know people who are natives who tell me there's lots of weather here, but it's not the… — Martha Ronk Copy Share Image
The Dalai Lama acknowledges that he's met Westerners who to some extent are clearly Easterners at heart, and he would never want… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
My interest in acting was overwhelming, but I wasn't thinking, "I'm going to California and I'm going to become a movie star."… — Louise Fletcher Copy Share Image
I really like New York a lot, but I like it more as a place to visit. It was really difficult for… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
I wrote "Miner's Prayer" after [grandfather] died. I'd gone back to his funeral, and he died in 1979. And I came back… — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
I love all these politicians, they all say the same thing - 'We'll give California back to the people.' Yeah, great, now… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In the wake of the housing debacle in California, more people are buying less expensive homes, making bigger down payments, and staying… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
The early symptoms of the disease [California Curse], which break out almost on arrival in Hollywood, are a sense of exaggerated self-importance… — Elinor Glyn Copy Share Image
If we think that we can somehow gain control of the US government, bring it under popular, enlightened progressive control, preserve a… — David Swanson Copy Share Image
Future historians, I hope, will consider the American fast food industry a relic of the twentieth century--a set of attitudes, systems, and… — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
Poem (Lana Turner has collapsed!) Lana Turner has collapsed! I was trotting along and suddenly it started raining and snowing and you… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
Christmas was on a Sunday in 2005, which had a greater than expected negative impact on retail and classified advertising during the… — Gary Pruitt Copy Share Image
Regarding the air raid over Los Angeles it was learned by Army G2 that Rear Admiral Anderson...recovered an unidentified airplane off the… — George C. Marshall Copy Share Image
When I was in high school... I loved the outdoors, and I was introduced to wilderness camping. I was in a little… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
The difference between EAZY E the artist and Eric Wright the human being, was two separate worlds apart. Behind closed doors, Eazy-E… — Kokane Copy Share Image
In California today, you may save more water by not eating a pound of beef than you would by not showering for… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get abikini wax. [On his running for… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I was aware that a quarter of the children in the country are born in poverty, and that the condition of public… — Robert Hass Copy Share Image
California is responsible for selling, trading and distributing large amounts of shark fins that come from all over the world. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
Nachos, like a California ranch-style home, should never be built more than two layers high. — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
Over the years, I've traveled to many places for inspiration and research, including Pennsylvania, Ohio, South Carolina, California, and Hawaii. — Jennifer Chiaverini Copy Share Image
I have 52 first cousins. My mom and dad were the only two to move to North America, so I've got deep… — Donal Logue Copy Share Image
When someone is running for reelection in Texas, they're not looking for votes in California or New York. — Ezra G. Levin Copy Share Image
My job is to file things! I'm not going to be like, "Mr. Jacobsen from Oakland, California" - just listing his problems,… — Tamaryn Copy Share Image
You wont't find many pictures of me like this in particular on here, but this was in California and it was damn… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
In California, we play a different tune. We take care of our own. We fight, and we win. — Laphonza Butler Copy Share Image
Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California. ...Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I can't really explain how high the feeling was winning that world title in California with my family watching me. — Kell Brook Copy Share Image
I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California. — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
I have family dotted everywhere - Dad's in California; I've got aunts in Scotland and Virginia; family in Kansas City; family in… — Hayley Atwell Copy Share Image
Taking significant amounts of carbon out of our economy without harming its vibrancy is exactly the sort of challenge at which California… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
![“I wrote "Miner's Prayer" after [grandfather] died. I'd gone back to his funeral, and he died in 1979. And I came back to California, and I think a couple of weeks after that funeral wrote that song thinking about him, his life.” quote by Dwight Yoakam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7d3/dwight-yoakam-9632_california_i-wrote-miner-s-prayer-after-grandfather_2249586.jpg)
![“The early symptoms of the disease [California Curse], which break out almost on arrival in Hollywood, are a sense of exaggerated self-importance and self-centeredness which naturally alienates all old friends. Next comes a great desire for and belief in the importance of money above all else, a…” quote by Elinor Glyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/11b/elinor-glyn-19721_abandonment_the-early-symptoms-of-the-disease-califo_2847900.jpg)
![“It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get abikini wax. [On his running for California Governor]” quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/815/arnold-schwarzenegger-657_california_it-s-the-most-important-decision-i-ve-ha_359957.jpg)
