Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step 3: Rip… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
