I'm the smartest man in the world. Once I wore a cape in public, and fought battles against men who could fly,… — Austin Grossman Copy Share Image
I’ve often said that global climate change is an issue where no one has the luxury of being “half-pregnant.” You either are… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
The year showed me beyond a doubt that everyone practices cafeteria religion... But the important lesson was this: there's nothing wrong with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For better or worse, US Keynesianism was so far ahead of where it started. I am a cafeteria Keynesian. You know what… — Paul Samuelson Copy Share Image
There's also a growing trend toward having gardens in schools to literally show kids where food comes from by having them grow… — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
The ideal audience the poet imagines consists of the beautiful who go to bed with him, the powerful who invite him to… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?"… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Parents have a right to expect that their efforts at home won't be undone each day in the school cafeteria or in… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Proper school nutrition must be complemented by activities outside of the cafeteria. The decisions parents make to keep their kids healthy are… — Tom Vilsack Copy Share Image
Like when that man was running down Broadway stark naked and we all had to eat in the cafeteria while the police… — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
Speaking of food, English cuisine has received a lot of unfair criticism over the years, but the truth is that it can… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
Just tell me, Percy, do you still have the birthday gift I gave you last summer?" I nodded and pulled out my… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Mr. Speaker, less than 10 percent of our Nation's children walk or ride their bicycles to school, and too many schools continue… — Lois Capps Copy Share Image
If you are not being bullied all I would say - cause I like to talk about the other side of it… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Finding truth involves some kind of activity. As I like to point out, truth isn't handed to you on a platter. It's… — Errol Morris Copy Share Image
“At the top of the slope on the perimeter of the site, overlooking six lanes of motorway, is a diner frequented by… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
There's a lot of Republicans who may have in the past been critical of fellow Catholics who they call 'cafeteria Catholics' who… — Bob Inglis Copy Share Image
A Web site that promotes flow is like a gourmet meal. You start off with the appetizers, move on to the salads… — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi Copy Share Image
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