You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. — Morton Gould Copy Share Image
“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I always think you can tell a lot about a person by how they talk to their cab driver. — Jeremy Strong Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Best thing about NYC is the loud raucous cab driver who won't stop asking questions. I'm basically paying him to annoy me. — Owl City Copy Share Image
Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to. He spent the whole ride tryin to… — Gabe Saporta Copy Share Image
When you're in Los Angeles, everybody you meet is writing a movie, and they want you to be in it. Every cab… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to… — Andy Cohen Copy Share Image
It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too slow. It's… — Barry Sanders Copy Share Image
well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Now this is over thirty years later and the guy said he was that cab driver. He apologized and he was serious.… — Joe DiMaggio Copy Share Image
“The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself. "The second sign of madness," I explain. "What's… — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
“Been at a meeting then?"said the cab driver taking Erica back into the city. He grinned laterally at her in the rear-vision… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
New York has made me so paranoid, too. Whenever I visit another city, I always act like I'm from there, so the… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“My full name's Ed Kennedy. I'm nineteen. I'm an underage cab driver. I'm typical of many of the young men you see… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“I didn't offer to help him carry any of his stuff. That's the unwritten code between cabbies and movers… It's his punishment… — Gary Reilly Copy Share Image
“They drain you sometimes. They really do. "What's it all about then mate? What's the secret of life? You should know. You're… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“When Billie climbed into the taxi, Adrian paid the cab driver, then braced his forearms on the back window. “Billie. Have you… — Shelby Reed Copy Share Image
“Tips for aliens in New York: ‘Land anywhere, Central Park, anywhere. No one will care, or indeed even notice. ‘Surviving: Get a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I was once driven north along Central Park, all the way from Chinatown. We hailed the cab in front of a building… — Alex Kudera Copy Share Image
I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Casting is a convoluted kind of trip. No one likes to be typed - even if you're a cab driver, or whatever… — Harry Dean Stanton Copy Share Image
“If you've ever rubbed shoulders with insanity, he is a sweaty, foul-breathed cab driver who locks the door and takes you wherever… — Jackson Galaxy Copy Share Image
“What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around better I… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking… — Sam Waterston Copy Share Image
The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
