Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
