Bullshit Quotes · Page 18

I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.

— Ryan Reynolds

This shit you hear about me may be true but then again it might be as fake as the Bitch who told…

— Lil Wayne

Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes!

— Anonymous

Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture.

— Felix Dennis

I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good.

— Stefan Sagmeister

If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“You don't want me, Ben. I'm seven layers of fucked up with a side of bullshit.”

— K.A. Tucker

I'm so nervous. Anyways I don't how much longer I can last; if something doesn't happen soon I think I'm going to…

— Ream

I don't buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The '60s were such…

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I love art because I feel that it's evidence of the great shared universal power. I like art that feels real, that…

— Ottessa Moshfegh

There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her…

— Scott Lynch

...I've stopped wanting to do any work at all. All work is bullshit. Everyone knows that. No matter how many telephones and…

— Irena Klepfisz

Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just…

— Stephen Schneider

If you're ever making a television show, don't cast smart actors because they are just a pain in the ass. The moment…

— Ray McKinnon

I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the…

— Bart Yates

“getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of…

— John Thomas Idlet (John Thomas

First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet…

— Bukka White

I know exactly what that movie's [Brokeback mountain] about. I can't define it; it doesn't tie up in a perfect bow. But…

— Jake Gyllenhaal

I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression. I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather…

— Harold Ramis

I wish that we lived in a time and a generation where people would stop viewing my honesty as overly emotional. People…

— Drake

“Conspiracy theory, like causality, works fantastically well as an explanatory model but only if you use it backwards. The fact that we…

— Peter J. Carroll

I mean, let's look at it in the other way. If they claim that words have this mysterious power over people, well,…

— Frank Zappa

Real Women cut out the herbs, lames and bullshit men because she is above that standard and has no time for games.

— Anonymous

“All Life Is A Fucking Shit Where People Whom You Meet Make It A Bullshit”

— Nithin Kumar

“My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it.”

— Rick Shapiro

“I understand the words coming out of your mouth, but it still sounds like bullshit,”

— Nicole Jacquelyn

Nobody is ever 'fine'. Fine is a bullshit word that people use when they are fed up with being asked 'what's wrong?'

— Anonymous

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it

— Scott Lynch

Nah, I don't have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

— Anonymous

He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

— Cuts And Scars

“You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit.”

— Irvine Welsh

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

— Tucker Max

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

— Bill Hicks

Thank God I have my own place and I dont have to deal with anybody's bullshit!!

— Author Name

It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, "This is who you are.…

— Elizabeth Scott

I don't know that I'm post-anything. I'd like to think maybe I'm post-bullshit.

— Baratunde Thurston

“If you say bullshit on things come in handy, better revise it before others say otherwise.”

— Toba Beta

“I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof.”

— H.M. Ward