Bullshit Quotes · Page 16

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

— Justin Halpern

If the Mayans were wrong and it's not the end of the world this year, can we make it the end of…

— Steve Fowler

Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit.

— Steve Berry

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Don't trust everything you read, everything is gonna be just fine.”

— Toba Beta

I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them.

— Ben Dreyfuss

If a girl has a wall up its because it was built. Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak

— Anonymous

I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should…

— Gonjasufi

The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of…

— Russell Brand

I couldn't imagine being a girl. The bullshit routine they had to go through just to get out the door consumed half…

— Jamie McGuire

Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Ronan, for his part, couldn’t quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. “It’s a whole industry of bullshit,” he…

— Michael Lewis

I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of…

— Myla Goldberg

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to…

— Simon Jordan

Plenty of pundits have really high IQs, but they don’t have any discipline in how they look at the world, and so…

— Nate Silver

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team…

— Vin Diesel

I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they…

— Jim Jefferies

I like terrifying. Modeling's terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a…

— Daria Werbowy

We are never going to get anywhere unless we have an open dialogue that allows people to speak. If we just go…

— Nadine Shah

At the end of the day, for people in this position, you just need to make something that feels like you're expressing…

— Robin Pecknold

My own experience as a reader and writer has been that the more I read, and the more I live, the more…

— Matthew Zapruder

Take chances...Skip office at times...Take your time off... Spend time with ur love...Go to trips...Tell the truth... Learn to say NO... Spend…

— Aditya Shah

I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day.…

— Ilona Andrews

There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you…

— Tupac Shakur

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

— Bill Hicks

no matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he'll always be mine

— Anonymous

“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.”

— Mia Sheridan

Honey, you have so much bullshit going on, a bull would be jelous

— Anonymous

“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call…

— Jim Goad

People's bullshit n fakeness r da main reasn y I like to be alone

— Anonymous

“Lying is a defiance of the truth. Bullshitting is a wholesale dismissal of the truth.”

— Brené Brown

“Some of the things that beat the shit out of you . . . can beat the bullshit out of you too.”

— Henry V. O'Neil

I have never done anything to hurt you, and your husband comes before me? That's bullshit mom, Pay attention to me!

— Anonymous

These days people don't think with their mind, soul and heart.. They say shit to us and then they realize they were…

— Mindy Morin

“What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw!”

— Deyth Banger

I smile through the pain and bullshit because I know it will get better.

— Anonymous

I feel that the people I see in the media are sometimes more real than I am, which is utter bullshit.

— Gloria Steinem

Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S

— Miranda H

“But when you begin with bullshit the conclusion you reach is still bullshit.”

— Elmore Leonard

Funny how people hate being in a situation they caused themselves. If you hate drama, don't cause it. Simple as that.

— Sarah Moores