Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are not a bird, I don't want the bullshit. Give me the real shit — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in… — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
It's not everyday that you find someone who can put up with your bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this… — Drumma Boy Copy Share Image
Too many people believe in that [Alfred] Hitchcock thing that he only shot exactly the shots he needed for the dialogue he… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
Love is like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield, why does love always feel like a battlefiled, a battlefield, a battlefield — Victoria Copy Share Image
If you have to do durational work, you have to train! No bullshit. You can't do it for three months. You can… — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
Mysticism cuts through bullshit, and it takes you right there to the experience. Everything in your life is eventually set up as… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
As a director, I know everybody's job, and I know how to do it. I can smell bullshit when someone's telling me… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
If I lend my support to a specific cause, it has to be something that I look over and that I have… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“In plain English, you need to wrestle the doubts and accusations that it’s all just bullshit. And, needless to say, the majority… — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent of everything that goes on in most Christian churches has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual religion. Intelligent people… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Someone who lies and someone who tells the truth are playing on opposite sides, so to speak, in the same game. Each… — Harry Frankfurt Copy Share Image
There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
whenever they get a chance, never fear, people make you waste hours and months ... they use you as a wall to… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
AS the days go by, and I dont see her, I feel like cutting or killing myself. I miss her so much!!… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
We buy shit we don't like with money we don't have to impress people we don't like — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“You have to stay here. (Kat) Bullshit. (Sin) No, no shit here. (Kat)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“They were the best family I'd ever had, and it was all total, total bullshit.” — Cristin Terrill Copy Share Image
“This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
People's Bullshit And Fakeness, Are The Main Reason's Why I Like To Be Alone — Wendy's Copy Share Image
“If people are meant to be together, they work through their bullshit and they find ways to fix it.” — A.M. Arthur Copy Share Image
Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface... — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not.” — Priceonomics Copy Share Image
That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
“I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“Anyone else asks how I’m doing I’ll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It’s true, but it’ll stil be bullshit.” — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
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