My daughter squealed again and both Bubba and I winced. It’s not an attractive sound, that. It’s high-pitched and it enters your… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“Mama," Bubba said as he came out of the back. "I can't beat up everyone in the world for being stupid. Have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Bubba was the one person who wouldn’t even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an “imaginary” friend. Heck, he’d probably… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters. — Rich Lowry Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Don't you be afraid, sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. — Sally Field Copy Share Image
My family is really, really Southern - I had two uncle Bubbas, and grandparents that we called Big Mama and Big Daddy. — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
“What do you have to say for yourself, boy?" Cgerise "Sorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet?" Nick "Cherise!" Bubba "Don't you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
that was the plan? part of it, you don't wan tot know the rest. i believe the word 'these dog colllars would… — Michele Jaffe Copy Share Image
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I’m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
It's about hitting the ball in the center of the club face and hitting it hard. — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
There are poor white people who hear rap music and feel it is about them, because it is. That's why you have… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
First, there has been a lot of interest in The Drive-in, but, alas, it hasn't actually come to fruition. Maybe soon. Don… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
Bubba shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song and it made him cry. — Mark Chesnutt Copy Share Image
I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image