“There is nothing more bitter than an opportunist who miscalculates.” — Jim Rose Anger Copy Share Image
“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.” — Jim Rose Giving birth Copy Share Image
“My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.” — Jim Rose Parenting Copy Share Image
“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.” — Jim Rose Productive Copy Share Image
“I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.” — Jim Rose Broke Copy Share Image
