I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year. And I said, Well, the way I look at… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I don't do anything the same every day. Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated. I don't do anything the same every day. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy!… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
