Bowling Quotes · Page 14

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

— Kathleen Madigan

Once you get into the era of the printed book, it gets a little easier. After years and years, you make a…

— Ricky Jay

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

— Andrew Vachss

Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who…

— Pete du Pont

[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down…

— Christopher Moore

It is scary when bowling how hard batsmen hit it now.

— James Anderson

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

— Joe Tex