When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder. Everything moved me. A dog following a stranger.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I saw a side of humanity I wish I'd remained blissfully ignorant of, including one driver who threw a bottle at… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without… — Clement Attlee Copy Share Image
As with narrow-necked bottles; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
For the Deist ... prayer is calling across a void to a distant deity. This lofty figure may or may not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I am further back, surrounded on all sides by wailing men, their faces shiny with tears. Uncle Al promised three dollars and… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
Bottle, whose Mysterious Deep Do's ten thousand Secrets keep, With attentive Ear I wait; Ease my Mind, and speak my Fate. — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
While the game of deadlocks and bottle-necks goes on, another more serious game is also being played. It is governed by two… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
a certain red cardinal sounded like a little bottle being filled up, up, up with some clear liquid. — Elizabeth Enright Copy Share Image
If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it;… — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
In a museum in London there is an exhibit called "The Value of Man": a long coffinlike box with lots of compartments… — Stephane Mallarme Copy Share Image
I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect. — Yelawolf Copy Share Image
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
To start with, there's the alien accent. "Tree" is the number between two and four. "Jeintz" is the name of the New… — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Coming from prison, you're more appreciative. Somebody gives you a bottle of water, you're like, "Thank you." Because that water means something.… — Suge Knight Copy Share Image
I drank from the bottle again and it was a scary plunge because I always wanted to take too much. It hurt,… — James Franco Copy Share Image
When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
