Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it;… — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
We should not be confident in our ability to keep a super-intelligent genie locked up in its bottle forever. — Nick Bostrom Copy Share Image
I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
Cézanne made a cylinder out of a bottle. I start from the cylinder to create a special kind of individual object. I… — Juan Gris Copy Share Image
All this green stuff is great, it's great we don't have plastic bottles or plastic bags and all of that, but how… — Marc Benioff Copy Share Image
“For God's sake, woman, I'm not going to dive into the shelves and rip the caps off the bottles. Are you okay?” — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
The goal in tasting wine is not to "find" the same aromas and flavors some other taster is describing. If you hone… — Marvin Shanken Copy Share Image
We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle. "Has a European feel" Susan said. "That… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
He is solid; immovable, iron-willed. He showed me one day his killing bottle. I'm imprisoned in it. Fluttering against the glass. Because… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
There's only one proper way a song should go, but you've got to be patient enough to let them come together time… — Ben Harper Copy Share Image
It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
It is a custom often practiced by seafaring people to throw a bottle overboard, with a paper, stating the time and place… — Matthew Fontaine Maury Copy Share Image
I carefully lay out the provisions. One thin black sleeping bag that reflects body heat. A pack of crackers. A pack of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the… — Gypsy Rose Lee Copy Share Image
Imagination is the politics of dreams; imagination turns every word into a bottle rocket. . . . Imagine every day is Independence… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
The intruder hesitated, turned, and anchored itself in the corner, where the ceiling met the wall. It sat there, fastened to the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We can expect God to provide everything necessary to make worship possible. We children of God must ever be dependent upon God,… — Judson Cornwall Copy Share Image
Whenever the circus would come to town, I would tell Ethan all kinds of kinky clown domination stories involving the leather clown,… — John S. Hall Copy Share Image
In certain areas of my life, I actively seek out solitude. Especially for someone in my line of work, solitude is, more… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
They leave things behind sometimes, the guests. A bottle of scent. A crumpled handkerchief. A pearl button that fell off a dress… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
There is not way that you can have a decent life as a man if you aren't awake and aware every moment.… — Eustace Conway Copy Share Image
V rolled the Aquafina bottle between his palms. "How long have you wanted to ask me the question? About the gay thing."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
A loss of any kind is horrible. Not because it takes away, but because it makes you believe- in newspapers, in tomatoes,… — Anosh Irani Copy Share Image
Portofino in the '60s was magic. Women in bright silk, each with a gardenia in their hand. The bottle started then, in… — Elsa Peretti Copy Share Image
I suppose I like to give people something to talk and think about. I can just be the person that kind of… — Jlin Copy Share Image
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I used to write letters to the wounded in the Palace Hotel, and I used to drive a station wagon with blood… — Martha Gellhorn Copy Share Image
Of all wines, Champagne is the one that is the anytime drink, the panacea for all ills, the best bottle for any… — Serena Sutcliffe Copy Share Image
MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Nothing is here to stay Everything has to begin and end A ship in a bottle won't sail All we can do… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I've entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Copy Share Image
Maybe the French will get a manned craft into space if they can get a rocket strong enough to lift a bottle… — David Brinkley Copy Share Image
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
