If you have to fix your boobs to try to make them bigger before you take a picture... Your. A. Whore. — Brittny Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Lemonade Copy Share Image
“Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs!” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
Yeah my transporter's cute but got a real flat chest. Put a brick in her bra she a 36 F. — Tony Yayo Copy Share Image
That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.” — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
“Boobs,” she mumbled around a second slice of pizza. “Boobs are huge now. I hate it. I feel like I’m incubating aliens… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
I don't understand all these breasts right now, and they don't look like breasts. They look like someone's taken a grapefruit half… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
Those women are just insecure, but they'll turn round to me and say 'you're just jealous 'cos you want a tan and… — La Roux Copy Share Image
“She noticed Amos watching her. He had a dopey grin on his face. "Seriously. Now?" she said. "We're talking about your captain… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they… — Keira Knightley Copy Share Image
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked… — John Green Copy Share Image
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.' I crack up laughing. 'What's that you… — Bianca Giovanni Copy Share Image
“So, what do you photograph?” I swallow my wine. “What?” “You know – city scapes, nature, portraits, candid shots...” Boobs. I photograph… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my… — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that. I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
LOVE surely comes from the heart…but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing fake ones – people are confused. My… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Attention, guys: Don’t ask for a photo of the boobs until you have seen them already in real life.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm… — Hannah Bennett Copy Share Image
Guys with bigger boobs than I have walk around, and they're fine. If women were to do that, they could go to… — Hannah Teter Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular about the shape of her boobs. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Remember guys, cleavage is like the sun, you can take a quick look, but it's dangerous to stare. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The doctors say it dates back to a film where I had these huge prosthetic breasts because my character was breast-feeding. The… — Anna Friel Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a back sleeper, but every time I've tried, my boobs plug my nostrils. — Kelly Palmer Copy Share Image
“You mean like a small silicone breast implant?” I wasn’t actually thinking that, but sure.” — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“How come he didn't notice it earlier? Ah, probably because it was behind Xera's back while her voluptuous breasts were, as expected,… — Neven Iliev Copy Share Image
Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting! — Lee Remick Copy Share Image
I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not be enough breasts. — Alan Von Fan Copy Share Image
I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Now Females are getting there Nipples Periced But guess who I know that wear clip on's?! — Taylor London Copy Share Image
I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the focus… — Coco Austin Copy Share Image