It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. — Mean Girls Copy Share Image
Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona — Pretty Little Liars Copy Share Image
Friends are like boobs some are big, some are small some are real, some are fake.:D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas don't play with her heart she only has one, play with her boobs she has two. — Sam Marcellin Copy Share Image
Some people get fake boobs, but whatever. You can make your own decisions. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
If life hands u mellons put them in you're bra to make you're boobz look bigger *… ;O — Vivo Copy Share Image
Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully! — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough. — Felicity Huffman Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
They're like lips, they're like noses, they're like eyeballs, you should be able to have them out all the time if you… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys weren't interested in… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
If I could get their attention long enough, I felt they would see beneath the boobs and find the heart, and that… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Even the slightest movement on the Mimic’s part was sure to wake the big scary thing up again. Therefore, the faux-chest focused… — Neven Iliev Copy Share Image
I have boobs!" Chloe said again, a bit too loudly— she'd already had a couple of mini bottles at the Spot. "My… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“I can’t fathom the day when I’ll be able to figure out how to independently maneuver my way into my bra, like… — Lisa Genova Copy Share Image
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have… — Summer Altice Copy Share Image
I do have body-image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. And I hate my butt.… — Leslie Bibb Copy Share Image
Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have? — Beavis And Butthead Copy Share Image
Don't play with a womans heart she only has 1, play with her boobs instead she has 2 — Omar Zapata Copy Share Image
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You never hear the word “breasts” in a positive scenario. Breasts are bad news.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I need a pair of boobs and one Xtra hole …for a ''great'' career .” — Makis Philosofukciss Copy Share Image
Friens are like boobs some are big some are small ,some are real and some are fake — Monkey'Butt Copy Share Image
“After pulling on two sports bras (Yes, two.Big boobs + running = black eyes)” — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Boobs are lik the sun, Ok to look but dangerous to stare, But that's what sunglasses are for. If you know what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
