I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them either. If I had them, I'd run up and down flights… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I feel like Tony the Tiger whenever I see breasts because They're more than good, They're great!!! — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I even had breasts that had mechanisms that could make them droop. It was a shock in the beginning. Talk about special… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
I was bulimic and anorexic for a while, just hating my body. As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty… — Felicity Huffman Copy Share Image
Ladies : Boobs are like babies; if you don't strap them properly into their carrier, they'll fall out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some… — Patience Copy Share Image
“There’s just the memory of that time he walked in on her while she was dressing, and afterward couldn’t string a sentence… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“I look ridiculous, don't I? You're used to Big Boobs McGee shaking her Double Ds in your face. And here I am...the… — S.L. Jennings Copy Share Image
I have a horror of the word 'flesh', which has become so shopworn.Why not 'meat'whilethey're about it? What I like is skin,… — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom,… — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
“Page 3 is a crazy concept whereby for no discernable reason, a national newspaper prints a photograph of a young woman showing… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time?… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
Don't do what I did and think you need to have these procedures to make you look more attractive. Don't look at… — Shirley Ballas Copy Share Image
I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
“I don't think I'll ever understand what some people see in flat chests. Then again, I don't understand why big boobs are… — Torii Nagomu Copy Share Image
I think that's the biggest misconception - that in order for me to be sexy I have to make sure my boobs… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real while some are fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never play with your lady's heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she has two of those. — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
“If a relative has suffered Ovarian or Breast Cancer, get the genetic screening. It saves lives.” — Lisa Jey Davis Copy Share Image
You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a… — Triple H Copy Share Image
Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love putting people on blast and the comeback they have is your boobs are fake ahaha nope sorry sweetie mine are… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
Breast implants are like tattoos, not a good look when you get old and they get wrinkly. That was my primary thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not really trying to be sexy. I try to explain to girls that you don't have to have long blond hair… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I love you with all of my bestfriend, Summer's boobs. I would say my heart but Summers boobs are bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Showing some guy your boobs is never the way to go.” I knew the opposite to be true, that you could get… — Karen Booth Copy Share Image
A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t just her beauty. It was the attitude in her smile, the tilt of her head, and the loving look in… — John L. Monk Copy Share Image
“She was a logical woman. A minute ago, he had had a woman in here who had two baby butts for boobs… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies –… — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. — Valeria Golino Copy Share Image
