I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick Meehan, or that lawyer who tried to bill me for a drink, or Bob Daisley. But I don’t hate them. And I don’t wish them any harm. I reckon hating someone is just a total f**king… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share
Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing! — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me." — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
