“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron’s Don Juan was par for the course.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic,… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
