Birthday Quotes · Page 52

With a new year of your journey, shall come more challenges, opportunities and greater success. May God bless you. Happy Birthday.

— Anonymous

“I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birthdays can be summed up in two words:…

— Jarod Kintz

Todays relationships are like birthday parties after eating a cake its over

— Oupa

I play like I play. You hear it on 'Celebration Day.' It's pretty good for a one-night shot.

— Jimmy Page

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

— Arnold Bennett

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

— Chaz Bono

Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend.

— John M. Lyle

May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth.

— Anonymous

Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not…

— Annie Elizabeth Delany

When people sing happy birthday to you 5% - sing 10% - smile 85% - sit there like an awkward walrus and…

— Anonymous

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies…

— Emma McLaughlin

For my birthday, I would ask for a ticket from my mother. Just buy me a ticket to said country and I'll…

— Dhani Jones

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day…

— Tom Robbins

The bond that we share means everything to me. I would be a lost soul if it weren't for all the love…

— Anonymous

I celebrated my 18th birthday in Japan, which was quite memorable; I was quite fascinated by the different traditions and the culture;…

— Miranda Kerr

You are rare like a diamond, beautiful like a goddess and pure like an angel. I can't tell you how blessed I…

— Anonymous

“Celebration is an act of impressing sadistic someone residing in you.”

— Santosh Kalwar

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?

— Paul McCartney

Your primary calling is to worship ... to pursue celebration and rejoicing as a way of life.

— Graham Cooke

I was going to drink tonight anyway but I'm happier it's because we're celebrating your birthday.

— Anonymous

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

— Janet Evanovich

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

— Lewis Carroll

I'm the type who minds my own business and am not keen on giving interviews on my mom's birthday, or my dog's…

— Andrea Jeremiah

A True Friend is who text you to wish on you birthday and you do not hesitate to say Hey!!! I want…

— Jaydeep Vora

“I've completed another year of delights. Or maybe I should say another year of delights has completed me.”

— Ross Gay

“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.”

— Olivia Lichtenstein

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday

— Deepika Padukone

Girls are funny creatures.they hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

— Stankyrich

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

— Richard Armour

This loving greeting is from the man who wants to share, my life, my love, my everything because nothing else compares.

— Susan Smith

Happy Birthday. Just one more year and you will be perfect. Yes, I did say that last year.

— Anonymous

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy…

— Mary Baker Eddy

Balloons are SO weird... Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath

— Anonymous

May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey.

— Anonymous

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

— George Burns

I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.

— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Happy birthday casey saw these and thought of you..you know aka kitty and shit

— Alec

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the…

— Bill Maher

At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be…

— Erica Jong

You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.

— Haruki Murakami