Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remember that I forgot your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“send myself birthday cards every year, but it was the first time I’d done flowers.” — K.L. Slater Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, if it wasn’t your birthday and I wasn’t so madly in love with you-” his voice trailed off…” — Gretchen de la O Copy Share Image
“Weekends, End of the month, your birthday and Valentines day will remind you how single and how lonely you are.” — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
No sorrows to depress you, only shadows to surround you, God himself to bless you. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The book [The Dissemblers] officially came out two weeks after my thirtieth birthday...am I still young? — Liza Campbell Copy Share Image
May it be long before the people of the United States shall cease to take a deep and pervading interest in the… — Samuel Freeman Miller Copy Share Image
I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I'm old, doesn't mean that I am. I'm… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
There will be birthdays in the next twelve months; books keep well; they're easy to wrap: buy those books now. Buy replacements… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm all for anybody having a party who wants that. The funny thing about me and birthdays or any kind of celebration… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
Have you ever asked God for giving you one more chance to fulfil your dreams? He's given in to you in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was eight we went to Las Vegas for my brother Michael's 21st birthday, and my bedtime was pushed back quite… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
I began my pilgrimage on the first of January in 1953. It is my spiritual birthday of sorts. It was a period… — Peace Pilgrim Copy Share Image
“Celebration heartily done makes our deprivations and sorrows seem small, and we find in it great strength to do the will of… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
Ooh Its not even her birthday, her birthday. But I wanna lick the icing off, the icing off. — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
Life, a good life, a great life is about "Why not?" May we never forget it. — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
I'm a humungous Browns fan. My 30th birthday was actually at the Browns' stadium. — Johnny Gargano Copy Share Image
So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it. — Vera Lynn Copy Share Image
Every passing year brings in an experience and a hope for tomorrow. May you have them both. Happy 60th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthday, in fact. That’s how they knew I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You are as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fears; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. — Samuel Ullman Copy Share Image
I don't like to party. I like to spend time with family on my birthday. — Virender Sehwag Copy Share Image
“Internet: What do you want for your birthday? Virtual Cole: to stay young forever Cole texted me: Actually I want you ” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone I feel incredibly close to when I'm intoxicated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Happiness takes work, and celebrations don’t just happen all on their own, but you can do it.” — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
I miss my mom and dad. They brought me into this world and I wish they were with me on my birthday.… — Sonu Sood Copy Share Image
When I was six years old, Mom and Dad gave me a guitar for my birthday, and Daddy taught me the chords… — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
I'm tipsy." I corrected, "and it's my birthday and I want to dance. Come one, Linc, it won't kill you. — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
“In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad.” — Danny M. Cohen Copy Share Image
I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are singing happy birthday but you dont know the name of the person so you just mumble… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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