“Class, today we’ll learn about Earth’s most important holiday. It’s a month-long celebration of ghoul superiority called Halloween.” — Christina Bauer Copy Share Image
Your birthday has come round again so we send this card to say, happy birthday nephew dear lots of love are sent… — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
“That's how we should celebrate all birthdays... with an ass-kicking.” — Mord McGhee Copy Share Image
“I hate to tell you this, but it's not my birthday. Do I still get the present? ~ Michael McCade” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. — Chris Evans Copy Share Image
If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'd like to have a good long talk with you once you've calmed down. Please call me soon. Happy Birthday.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
We Indians are musical- and dance-minded people. If a child is born or on a wedding, birthday, we dance. But when a… — Waheeda Rehman Copy Share Image
Before anything else, we need a new age of Enlightenment. Our present political systems must relinquish their claims on truth, justice and… — Friedrich Durrenmatt Copy Share Image
When I write about a 15-year old, I jump, I return to the days when I was that age. It's like a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Thank you so much my lovely friends who made my day. I love you all very much for the wonderful feelings you… — Raymondaestrada Copy Share Image
We fight, we make up, we share secrets over a coffee cup. Sometimes you're my friend, sometimes a guide, you are the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age - regardless of how they look on the… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“The joy and heartache of an 18th birthday from a mother's heart. Extremely proud, yet fragile feelings with bountiful heartfelt memories of… — Virginia Toole Copy Share Image
I believe in Jesus (Pbuh) He is one of the mightiest Messenger of God. But The truth is No one knows the… — Kumar Destiny Copy Share Image
Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm tired of playing people who are complete washouts and bums. I don't mind waiting for the good ones to come along.… — Harry Dean Stanton Copy Share Image
Future arises out of your misery, not out of your celebration. A really celebrating person has no future; he lives this moment,… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
In 1984, when I was a rookie member of the House, there was a bill introduced to make Martin Luther King's birthday… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
“I was wondering,” he began, murmuring the words into my cheek as I rolled over. “Seeing as it’s my birthday, do you… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I'm celebrating this day as one of the best days of my life. It is the birthday of a special someone who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
