I'll wish you a happy birthday a day early since it's likely I won't think about you two days in a row. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. Im just kidding. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves att — Luna Copy Share Image
There isn't a sweeter soul than you who has been born into this world. Here's to the best day of your year.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Labor Day celebration overflow in pride of your accomplishments and hard work! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! — Norman Rockwell Copy Share Image
Amber Hope, you have to love those who do this to you. Happy Birthday!!!! You're an old Jimmy now :P Don't worry,… — Naquitta Faith Copy Share Image
I once gave someone a self-help book for their birthday, called something like 'stop being such a lazy pig.' And you know… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration honors the husband and wife… — Melissa Bean Copy Share Image
Drew, you're fucking amazing. I love you sosososo much. I hope your birthday goes well. Ahhhhh, you're so fucking cool. c'x I… — Jay Figueroa Copy Share Image
I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
It has ended yesterday and again begins today, it may be very though and rough but with God all things is possible… — Ogunyombo Oluwaseun David Copy Share Image
“November 30th marks Luna Hale's eighteenth birthday. Time fucking flies - I remember when she was just a baby and we'd tap… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
A birthday:-and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife- A thoughtful day from dawn to close: The… — Jean Ingelow Copy Share Image
If you've been running a business for 38 years, you're approaching your 66th birthday, you've never owed a man a penny or… — Sean Quinn Copy Share Image
“You tell me I'm beautiful,and that you like my hair and you like my smile. You rest your leg against mine in… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“My wife always knows exactly,” he said. There was a bit of tobacco on his wet lip. “But that’s probably because she… — Alice McDermott Copy Share Image
I suppose it's possible that the Sundance Kid didn't like to make much of his birthdays — they may have struck him… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Both [of my granddaughters] Octavia and Lavinia have May birthdays. I've just been birthday shopping with them. But the shopping has a… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I had a happy childhood in the suburbs of L.A. My parents instilled in us an appreciation of history, art and, most… — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
I want to remember my daughter's birthday when she's 18. I don't want to forget it. I don't want to forget her… — Curtis Blaydes Copy Share Image
“It’s Thursday, March twenty-ninth!” she basically screamed, a demented smile plastered to her face. “You are really excited about knowing the date!”… — John Green Copy Share Image
Girl please, I could wipe off 99% of your beauty with a wet towel. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image