“It's his mother's birthday? But he didn't tell me. I don't have a card. I don't have a gift. How could he… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You'll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn't get you anything for your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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