Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to tell you though, I'm having the absolute best birthday ever. Last night -- this was so sweet, it means… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony Copy Share Image
A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Who is Alice?" asked mother. "Alice is somebody that nobody can see," said Frances. "And that is why she does not have… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Turning 18 is amongst most beautiful things in life. Don't bat an eyelid to miss a single moment of your wonderful day… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Before anything else, we need a new age of Enlightenment. Our present political systems must relinquish their claims on truth, justice and… — Friedrich Durrenmatt Copy Share Image
John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him… — Kelli Ward Copy Share Image
“And that’s how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.” — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves att ntion. Deep feelings. Beautiful… — Luna Copy Share Image
First I want to Thank God for my life! Thank you to all who wished me a wonderful birthday. I Love you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is Earth Day, today, also Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? Or does it signal the true intent of the national and worldwide environmental… — Alan Caruba Copy Share Image
I just remember celebrating my 18th birthday at home, so that was a big party. — Angelique Kerber Copy Share Image
