The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
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If I deny the authority of the State when it presents my tax bill, it will soon take and waste all my… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
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It was in the nineties. [Bill] Clinton was president. And Clinton was making, you know, the usual Democrat move on guns after… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
On his Giving Pledge philanthropy: The way I got the message out was to get a copy of FORBES, look down that… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
When it comes to morality, I'd rather have an unfaithful president like Bill Clinton, who tried to reform welfare, than a faithful… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The declaration of rights [Bill of Rights] is, like all other human blessings, alloyed with some inconveniences and not accomplishing fully its… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I first came up with the idea for the colour-chart pictures back in 1966, and my preoccupation with the topic culminated in… — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
When I joined Bill Clinton's start-up presidential campaign in 1991, I was confident that women would play an ever more important role,… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
Senate Bill 1062 does not address a specific and present concern related to religious liberty in Arizona. I have not heard of… — Jan Brewer Copy Share Image
If the 1,990-page House Health Care Bill becomes law, the average American will receive worse health care, American physicians will decline in… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
That would be nice if [people] stuck [treasury bills] all under a mattress, but they got to buy something with them. Sometimes… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
The sad reality is that all the well-meaning groups and individuals who challenge our permanent war economy and the doctrine of preemptive… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
I have said, and I believe, that potentially we have in this country a free enterprise system of radio and television which… — Edward R. Murrow Copy Share Image
Woman should have the choice whether to have an abortion or not, but I like what Bill Clinton said: It ought to… — Paul R. Ehrlich Copy Share Image
I tell my children that a man like Bill Gates has a personal fortune of $100 billion. They can't even comprehend that.… — Kenneth Rogoff Copy Share Image
Since 1900, only three other [than Donald Trump ] presidents have won the White House with a smaller percentage of the popular… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Killing Lincoln is a must-read historical thriller. Bill O'Reilly recounts the dramatic events of the spring of 1865 with such exhilarating immediacy… — Vince Flynn Copy Share Image
I think most people... would be glad to pay the same taxes they paid when Bill Clinton was president, if only they… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
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Speaker Boehner needs to understand the urgency for reform. Until the House passes a bill that includes a pathway to citizenship, we… — Eliseo Medina Copy Share Image
Bill eventually became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, and produced such a dazzling team at White Hart Lane that they won the double and… — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
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Why not Bill Gates for president? There are so many businesses' that empower charities. How many men give away all their money… — will.i.am Copy Share Image
I had some good teachers. One of the greatest teachers I've had is bluegrass music: going back and listening to Bill Monroe's… — Ricky Skaggs Copy Share Image
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I like to wear platform heels onstage and they're actually hard to find. But fans started putting money in them - so… — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
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![“It was in the nineties. [Bill] Clinton was president. And Clinton was making, you know, the usual Democrat move on guns after some of event, and Wayne LaPierre said, "I think the president's comfortable with a certain level of violence."” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/714/rush-limbaugh-28_bills_it-was-in-the-nineties-bill-clinton-was_1734027.jpg)
![“On his Giving Pledge philanthropy: The way I got the message out was to get a copy of FORBES, look down that 400 list and start making phone calls! Bill and Melinda [Gates] did the same thing. So keep publishing the list so I can milk it.” quote by Warren Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d80/warren-buffett-183_art-making_on-his-giving-pledge-philanthropy-the-wa_919328.jpg)
![“The declaration of rights [Bill of Rights] is, like all other human blessings, alloyed with some inconveniences and not accomplishing fully its object. But the good in this instance vastly outweighs the evil.” quote by Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ae3/thomas-jefferson-43_bill-of-rights_the-declaration-of-rights-bill-of-rights_2395446.jpg)
![“That would be nice if [people] stuck [treasury bills] all under a mattress, but they got to buy something with them. Sometimes they buy a treasury note, sometimes they set up sovereign wealth funds. They can do all kinds of things. They can buy our companies here. As long as we consume more than…” quote by Warren Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ba1/warren-buffett-183_all-kinds_that-would-be-nice-if-people-stuck-treas_2128493.jpg)
![“Since 1900, only three other [than Donald Trump ] presidents have won the White House with a smaller percentage of the popular vote. Woodrow Wilson in 1912, Richard Nixon in 1968, and Bill Clinton in 1992.” quote by Chuck Todd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6ca/chuck-todd-2739_bills_since-1900-only-three-other-than-donald_2006831.jpg)
