Better Dead Quotes

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

— Jacob Black

Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.

— Anonymous

If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead

— Layne Staley

“Alive is better than dead. Always.”

— Darren Shan

“Better dead than undead.”

— Mainak Dhar

Living a lie = Better off dead

— Kisstopher

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then you're better off dead.

— Bring Me The Horizon

Don't say I'm better off dead. Because heaven's full and hell won't have me.

— Bring Me The Horizon

You say your better off dead theres a gun in your hand and its pointing to your head

— Andreya

Don't say I'm better off dead, 'cause Heaven's full and Hell won't have me.

— Anonymous

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

— Bad Religion

It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.

— Rose Macaulay

~She's better off dead in a wooded area and left alone… :'(

— Angel_eyes

“better dead than ugly. And don’t French women know it.”

— Helena Frith Powell

any live man is better than any dead man but no live or dead man is very much better than any other…

— William Faulkner

Remember you said I was better off dead? Now, it only seems I only think about is ways to kill myself to…

— Jasmine Laura

The boogeyman sleeps on your side of the bad Whispers in my ear :"Better of Dead" Fills my dreams with sirens and…

— Gayle Forman

“The day of death is better than the day of birth, a live dog is better than a dead lion, and the…

— N.J. Dawood

Dont say I'm better off dead, cause heavens full & hell wont have me... Wont you make some room in your bed...

— Bmth

Between a dead-hero and a living-no one, always prefer the latter, always prefer the life! Being no one is infinitely better than…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“She's fainted, or dead,' I thought: 'so much the better. Far better that she should be dead, than lingering a burden and…

— Emily Brontë

You ask Why to a lot of things and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. The poor…

— Ray Bradbury

Don't say I'm better off dead, 'Cause heaven's full and hell won't have me. Won't you make some room in your bed?…

— Anonymous

A lot of times I think Id be better off dead. I know its the truth cause Im fucked in the head.…

— Anonymous

I hold that a man had better be dead than alive when his work is done.

— Alice Cary

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head.

— Pet Shop Boys

Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.

— Roger Rabbit

“We would all be better off dead, useless eaters of the lotus that we are.”

— Michael Moorcock

“If your imaginary friends are at all like mine, they’re better off dead.”

— Susan Spann

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh

— Anonymous

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.

— Jack Handey

It is fun to be alive. It's a hell of a lot better than being dead.

— Joe Strummer

I'm better off dead than being alive. Don't cry for me after I'm gone; cry for me now.

— Im Nothing

It is sometimes better to be a dead man than a live woman.

— Matilda Joslyn Gage

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.

— Rose Macaulay

If you think you're alive then you're better off dead.

— Bring Me The Horizon

Better off dead than giving in; not taking what you want.

— Carol Ann Duffy

People don't become better when they're dead; you just talk about them as if they are.

— Lemmy

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

— Stephen Leacock

Nobody gives a damn that I was in 'Head Of The Class,' but when they know I was Ricky in 'Better Off…

— Dan Schneider