Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn't say excuse me or sorry. — Sheng Faltiquera Copy Share Image
Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off of me. I WILL KILL YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who change the channel every single time there's a commercial are more annoying than the commercials. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's not easy to forget things which irritated our mind it's because our feelings are connected to our mind which causes… — Jehan Fostanes Nayga Copy Share Image
Leave me alone Get out of my face I'm tired of love Feeling so misplaced Time for you to go 'Cause I… — The Veronicas Copy Share Image
Everyone in your life will have something about them that gets on your nerves, but that's apart of who they are. No-one… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you... When I met you I was afraid to kiss you... When I… — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share Image
Things that annoy me 1. work 2. people 3. slow wifi 4. work 5. drama 6.low battery 7. work 8. cops 9. work and you know work !! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When your mood's not good without any reason,you definitely are missing someone. Someone who existed in your life or someone you wish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Person Hates You For 1 Of 3 Reasons: 1. They Want To Be You. 2. They Hate Themselves. 3. They See… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
It's the time to un-subscribed these mofos, I came here to read some inspiration/motivation quotes not to read your life story.. t(-.-t) — Caliboyswagg Copy Share Image
When I put on headphones, it seems like suddenly everybody wants to fucking talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Over 7 Billion people in this world and I'm still single? Ain't that about a b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone ever get that feeling in class when you just wanna scream out 'NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being Hated And Envied Is Actually A Compliment Because People Only Hate People They Cannot Be... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
If you slapped me without a Reason, I will not forgive you with an Excuse — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the one who doesn't stop even when I know I'm tired. But I'm the one who stops when I know… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head is not knowing the name of the damn song! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Not About How People Annoys You. It's About How You Control Your Emotions... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
If Someone Talks Behind Your Back,,, It's A Clear Sign That You Are In Front Of Him! — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
When I text you a massive paragraph and you reply 40 minutes later with 'K', are you asking to be punched? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wow, you really going to fight with me on the internet? What's the worst you can do? Capslock me to Death? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're late to school by 30 seconds and get marked tardy...I got caught in red lights ok give me a break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who doesn't understand you when your annoyed, is not needed when your in the mood. — Ghassan Ellabadi Copy Share Image
Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non-existent love life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image