Dear pimples, if you are going to live on my face, I am going to need to see some rent... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. — Hannah Cole Copy Share Image
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being silent is a great way to let people know they have done something wrong...! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat, then clearly you've had 2 heaping bowls of annoying today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have to be nice to someone, I really want to throw a brick at — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When We're Angry We Can Change Decisions But Not Feelings... The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time. But Later It… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Don't Bother Others If They Judge You, Because They Don't Know Who You Are... 'Remember, Dogs Bark If They Don't Know The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not so much that they don't want me to grow up. It's that they're annoyed that I'm growing up adjusted. They'd… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked 'what's wrong?' over and over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hello I'm Shennon. And if you haven't knew, I'm a human fucking being. So of course I make mistake. But doesnt eveverybody?!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've found the best way is to not be scared of the attention but to be grateful for it and open to… — Brandon Routh Copy Share Image
Anyone who found the secret of rejoicing when things go well without being annoyed when they go badly would have found the… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
Ignore The People Who's Always Talking Behind Your Back. That's Where They Belong, Just behind And Making You Famous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I say never mind I really mean you should have listened the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretty? Maybe Ugly? Quite possible Funny? Your opinion 100% me? No doubt — Me Myself And I Copy Share Image
Its annoying when your all happy and doing you and people freeze like they've never seen such a thing. — Laleh Javaheri Copy Share Image
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'd be willing to risk a cracked screen just to throw my iPhone at my boyfriend's head sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The One That Angers You Controls You. Don't Give Anyone That Power! Especially The One Who Does It Intentionally.. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
You know what annoys people more than being ignored? Getting ignored when they're trying to ignore you. Try it. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like 'nevermind'. — Bob Bobby Copy Share Image
Dear life, When I said, 'Can my day get any worse?' it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkard moment, when people act like they know your best friend better than you. -_- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I owe you an apology and you owe me sorry...We owe our both selves an equal peace to move on. — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Stop being my eraser, I want you to know that I'll write everything about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image