Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I see one more female taking a picture with Duck Lips I'm going to punch her and make them permanent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, you're such a copycat. You live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbent? Sincerely, annoyed tampons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
...If u dont like me, stop staring at me and stop talking at me...boastful..! I dont like you also..stay away from me.. — Mharzvillar Copy Share Image
I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid, I was annoyed by people who wanted… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If crying can manipulate pain away and wash away things to make yourself feel better..Well I guess it doesn't work that way.I… — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do teachers think it's okay to plan for loads of homework and projects the last few days of school? Give me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says, 'Never Mind.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder how people describe me when theyre talking about me to someone whos never met me — Sumit Rohilla Copy Share Image
Its not about looks, its not about fame nor reputation. Its about the attitude you fking have. — âebâl-s Copy Share Image
Dear cupid, I don't really know what the point is in making me fall in love with someone I can't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you can sometimes punch someone in the face with no consequences. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At work you might hear me say, 'How can I help you?' but my tone says, 'What the fuck do you want?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with idiots. I just have a problem working with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adult started from child; Clever start from stupid; I'm start from my mother — Anonymous Copy Share Image