I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone hates you for no reason, might as well give them a reason to do so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okie is it me or anyone else ……. I can put my hair in a perfect messy bun under 15 seconds but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I, for one, get rather annoyed when I settle into a nice bubble bath with some Belgian chocolate and a mystery at… — Miriam Nadel Copy Share Image
Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat… — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I go from exasperation to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from prostration to Fury, so that my average… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar,… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Online, you're providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don't have… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? — Cooper Bushey Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptancethe 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
