There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There's a big difference to me between the people who are famous and just accept the fact that it comes with the territory of what they do, and the people who actively seek it out, who intentionally put themselves in… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon.… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
