When you're underperforming the index, you go home at night and cry in your beer. It's not fun, but who said this… — Bill Gross Copy Share Image
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky Copy Share Image
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Marie Laurencin Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint… — James Franco Copy Share Image
The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their… — Miki Dora Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
Once he entered my life, I promptly forgot all my years of putting on a brave face while browsing at bookstores until… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I never understood a lot of things less complicated than why people put up with each other." -- Songs From Richmond Avenue” — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I've been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the… — Judy Norton Copy Share Image
“In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form… — Lynn Hoffman Copy Share Image
We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although as poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of our social… — William Booth Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer! — Robert Bolt Copy Share Image
