Bed Quotes · Page 138

The clocks were striking midnight and the rooms were very still as a figure glided quietly from bed to bed, smoothing a…

— Louisa May Alcott

Don't get married to an actress, because they're also actresses in bed.

— Roberto Rossellini

I've learned one hell of a lot about men in my lifetime. They're all right to take to bed, but you sure…

— Blaze Starr

Arise, awake! This path is arduous. So we learn from the wise, and we have to follow in the footsteps of the…

— Sri Chinmoy

To go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes

— William Shakespeare

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

— Arthur Darvill

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge…

— Garth Nix

I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up…

— J.R. Ward

And some to Meccah turn to pray, and I toward thy bed, Yasmin.

— James Elroy Flecker

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three…

— Phyllis Diller

Even my mom. I have to tell her, "If you want a snack, don't go to bed with potato chips. Eat a…

— Sandra Cisneros

My bed is my weird little haven. It's like a deflated tent.

— Lisa Stansfield

I get up early and go to bed early.

— Luol Deng

I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my…

— Kelly Cutrone

I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories.…

— Amy Poehler

“Smiling, Vixen sat up and kneeled at the edge of the mattress. “Mmmm… I missed you.” She said, and grabbed me by…

— J.D. Stroube

[Max Planck] was one of the finest people I have ever known... but he really didn't understand physics, [because] during the eclipse…

— Albert Einstein

My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old,…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I'm not sure about 'absolute' happiness, but I am happiest when I go to bed at night knowing that I tried to…

— Donald Ray Pollock

Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she…

— Steve Almond

When I was younger I could never get up in the morning, I always found it so difficult. If I had an…

— Benjamin Stone

Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

— George Ade

158 Lewis Avenue between Lafayette and Van Buren, that was back durin days of hangin' on my bed-stuy block

— Big Daddy Kane

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

— Heather Mills

Running clears my mind, and gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

— Ronnie O'Sullivan