I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what… — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
For a product to carry a health claim on its package, it must first have a package, so right off the bat… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I'm starting to swing the bat now like I know I can. You can't really explain it. I'm just seeing the ball… — J. J. Hardy Copy Share Image
Actually I'd always thought he sat in the library with a slim volume of metaphysical poetry until the commissioner called him on… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
One of the things that attracted me to Barack [Obama] was his emotional honesty. Right off the bat he said what he… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I always said little Truman had a voice so high it could only be detected by bats. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
A woman drew her long black hair out tight, And fiddled whisper music on those strings, And bats with baby faces in… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
My bats were brilliant. The shape of them changed, and towards the end of my career, they got a little bit bigger. — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
Because I’m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If there’s a saucer… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Bowl better, Bat better, Catch better, communicate better... Just bloody play better.... I am now available for Selection of Australia..!!!!! — Michael Vaughan Copy Share Image
In many countries, wind turbines pose the single greatest threat to bats after habitat loss and white-nose syndrome. — Michael Shellenberger Copy Share Image
When I am at home, I never go near the synagogue unless, say, there is a bar or bat mitzvah involving the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
Light itself is a great corrective. A thousand wrongs and abuses that are grown in darkness disappear, like owls and bats, before… — James A. Garfield Copy Share Image
To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly Until death swooped down like a bat As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” “What d’you mean?” said Harry. “You’ve never been on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
“I can't say I'm unhappy about it,' added the bard, 'I get along well enough with mice, and I've always been found… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Devils are depicted with bats' wings and good angels with birds' wings, not because anyone holds that moral deterioration would be likely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You just listen to the ball and bat come together. They make an awful noise. — Darrell Johnson Copy Share Image
If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better. — Richie Ashburn Copy Share Image