“Ha! Listen, this guy walks into a bar, with a shopping bag, right? He sits down, puts the bag on the bar. Something in the bag is moving, and the bartender says ‘Hey, buddy, no animals in here’. You with… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“We could go directly from, say, Atlanta to Duluth, instead of going Atlanta-Dallas-Chicago-Detroit-Duluth. Except, of course, there is no reason for anyone to ever… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“I was not going to let fear of criticism make me shy away from doing what I thought was right.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Break the problem down into manageable pieces, then solve each piece. Think of the problem as an enemy, and defeat them in detail.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“It’s not the touch, it’s knowing that you’re not alone, that someone cares about you.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“although she used her frequent coffee buyer card, so I guessed that she got coffee there often. The shop wasn’t empty as I had… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“No problem. Seriously, Joe, women have just as much trouble understanding men, as men have trouble understanding women. The difference is, women generally want… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“We fight the wars. Politicians start them.” Chotek nodded, and sighed heavily. “And diplomats end wars.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
