Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I did lie once to get a job as a bartender. I said I had two years' experience making drinks, when really,… — Inbar Lavi Copy Share Image
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“So I think to myself,” the bartender said, reaching back toward the glassware by the mirror, “you’re here for something. The Butcher… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
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