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I've never changed my life since I was 4 and went to the YMCA with a gym bag. I still have that… — Dan Gable Copy Share Image
The word impossible does not exist for me. I've got a lot of signal flags in my flag bag, but there is… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
(Howard) Dean is a raving nut bag...a raving, sinister, demagogic nutbag...I and a few other people saw that he should be destroyed. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I had many years where I just worked from film to film to film. And then all of a sudden I went:… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
It is no wrong or injustice that one has many bags of the finest myrrh and garments embroidered with gold, while another… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free I'm gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
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Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us… — John Green Copy Share Image
Style is not a reward for the skinny. It's not, 'iI I'm rich, thin and young.' You may not like your size,… — Stacy London Copy Share Image
Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
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I like to walk around my neighborhood, late in the afternoon. I sometimes wind up at the wonderful, old Shell station that's… — Coleman Barks Copy Share Image
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
Jesse, who had not stirred the whole time from the spot he'd been standing, confident I could handle Cheryl myself, was grinning.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I had to pay an incredible amount to get insured on it and, after a couple of weeks of driving it around,… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
I am alone, I am all alone, I am completely alone. Grasping this reality, I let go of my bag, drop to… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I give nightly praise to my Maker that I never cast a ballot to bring that lazy, disreputable, ill-tempered beast into what… — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr Copy Share Image
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want… — Bobby Slayton Copy Share Image
My mockingjay pin now lives with Cinna's outfit, but there's the gold locket and the silver parachute with the spile and Peeta's… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
In housing you have jingle mail and you can walk away and leave the bank holding the bag. In the case of… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
