If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
I think children are like pancakes: You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
I read that book How to Hug a Porcupine [by Julie Ross] - it's my parenting bible. They say you have to trust your… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time. I do it… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
If I'm exhausted and I just don't feel like it, then I don't do it. I am a human being, after all. But I… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
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