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Without strenuous preplanning, road food is almost always bad food, sad food, chain food, clown food. — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
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Starting in business is like getting married... there is really no good time and no bad time. The time is now. — E. Joseph Cossman Copy Share Image
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In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that's the point. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
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When country music is doing its job, it reports on the good, bad and indifferent of our human condition. — Marty Stuart Copy Share Image
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